Moosedog

I am Zeus. I don’t do the maths, but I am not an old guy. I am a purebred meatball, no matter what Ma and the DNA said. I lived in a tent city and got left behind on the coldest day of the year. I was all alone and tethered when a nice lady came and saved me.

I like:

Spinning in circles
Beanbag chairs
Berries
WALKS
BIG snuggles
Car rides
Hiking very slowly and not uphill
Peanut butter
Farting
Using my large cranium to throw things in the air
Yoga assists
Dachshunds
The leaf blower
Having my face mushed
Truffling for bunny turds
Stealing the cat’s breakfast
Downhill pooping
Dressing like a snowman

I dislike:

Buddy the white dog
Labradoodles
Loud noises (except the leaf blower)
Ma’s car
Fireworks
Spoons
No
Bathtime
Sunglasses
The crate
The taste of oatmeal shampoo
Bees
When I have to let guests sleep in the guessed room
The vet, except if Leila is there
Wearing a coat
That ma won’t let me ride in the trunk
Garbage trucks
The Swiffer